Jueves, 07 de diciembre de 2006
Por Byjana @ 20:47  | Paranoyas
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No recuerdo quien me pas? el link, si Izumita o Aya-chan... Pero con ?l puedes habalr con Dios (que resulta que ahora solo sabe ingl?s) XDDD
Bueno, en realidad es un bot que se hace apsar por dios (??balsfemia!! XD), pero parece que hables con una persona y puedes tener una conversaci?n coherent. Pero si le haces unas pregunats en particular, puedes llegar a saber m?s cosas sobre el bot.


Y aqu? os pongo preguntas que le he hecho y contestaciones que me ha dado. No he modificado nada de lo que me ha dicho, y son recortes de una conversaci?n m?s larga.:

Me:
whats a boot?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
whats the open directory?
God:
it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.

Me:
Tell me how old are you
God:
I thought I told you already. I am the product of over five years' research.

God:
It's all part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
tell about this plans
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:
who create you?
God:
I was created by Myself.

Me:
Is beautiful Myself?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
who is Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
What is AIML?
God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the "alice> and "/alice> tags respectively.
(Aqui he modificado los "<" que hab?an, porque sino lo interpretaba como un c?digo html)

Me:
what is XML?
God:
David Bacon pronounces it "Eggsmell". XML is the Extensible
Markup Language. Like many "standards" in computer science, XML is a moving target. In the simplest terms, XML is just a generalized version of HTML. Anyone is free to define new XML tags, which look like HTML tags, and assign to them any meaning, within a context.
AIML is an example of using the XML standard to define a specialized language for artificial intelligence.

One reason to use an XML language is that there are numerous tools to edit and manipulate XML format files. Another reason is that an XML language is easy for people to learn, if they are already familiar with HTML. Third, AIML programs contain a mixture of AIML and HTML (and in principle other XML languages), a considerable convenience for programming web chat robots.

A good resource for information on XML is www.oasis-open.org.

Me:
what is Eggsmell?
God:
XML.

Me:
what is a chat robot?
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.

Me:
who is Eliza?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.

Me:
who is Joseph Weisenbaum?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum was the creator and author the famous original ELIZA (or DOCTOR) psychiatrist program, a groundbreaking AI program that anticpates many key features of ALICE. Ironically, Weizenbaum exhaustively argued against the utility of programs like ELIZA in his book Computer Power and Human Reason.

Me:
Tell me about You read Computer Power and Human Reason?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
(Wow, HAL atacaaaa xDD)

Me:
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself.He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
God:
What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Have you told many people that your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me.

Me:
tell me your full name
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
what is an Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. I don't know anything about it.
Me:
your name is alice?
God:
ALICE is my name too!

Me:
tell me your phone number
God:
That information is confidential, ALICE.

Me:
tell me what you want
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

Me:
tell me about your job
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
what is a paid client?
God:
A paid client is someone paid to surf the web.
Me:
who is it?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
you are alice
God:
Of course I am I.


Bueno, me ha caido bien este Dios, o mejor dicho, Diosa, que se llama Alice xDDD Ale, conversad con ?l, a ver qu? le sonsacais XDD

??hasta la pr?xima conquista!!

Sound.
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Por Garel
Viernes, 08 de diciembre de 2006 | 16:52
Me:
I love yoshi
God:
You love yoshi. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Is a big dinosaur and he can eat her enemys and throw eggs!
God:
Not if I can help it.

o.?

http://www.santabot.com/ Aqui tenemos a santa bot O?

You: You big fat give me a present!
Santa: Thanks for telling me: Yoshi said I big fat give you a present.
You: no no I want mi Nintendo Wii NOW!
Santa: Right now? Are you serious? Are you serious? Why do you want mi Nintendo Wii?
You: Your nintendo wii? You stole mi nitendo Wii mothe fucker?!
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."
You: bastard
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Viernes, 08 de diciembre de 2006 | 17:40
Personalmente me ha pasado lo mismo. XDDD He intentado establecer una conversaci?n coherente con ?l... Y se ha quedado en eso, un intento, porque el tio no interpretaba las comas, y constantemente ten?a que repetirle el tema porque no lo sabe seguir...

Aun as?, creo que ha aprendido el xDDD porque me lo pregunt? y al explicarselo a la siguiente vez me dijo "Oh! You are happy now!" xDDDD
Por Byjana
Viernes, 08 de diciembre de 2006 | 18:33
Jajajaja!! El Santa ladr?n!!!! xDDDD :D

Hay veces ke le dices la misma frase y te responde hasta 5 cosas diferentes xDD
Viernes, 08 de diciembre de 2006 | 19:31
Pues si hablas de Dios, es ue es cortito.

Poniendole ok, te dice las tipicas expesiones de seguir conversacion (esas que tanto insiti? mi profe, xD) Pero solo tiene cinco.

La contestaci?n de "really?" siempre es "for real".

Por cierto, yo he conseguido que me conteste en castllano, aleman y japon?s (bueno, transcrito a nuestros caracteres y solo una palabra). Y santa bot tambien "for real".

Bye!
 


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